Being a lobster would be pretty cool. Rocking deadly pincers and having blue blood (it’s true!) is awesome enough, but lobsters also become more fertile with age and continue to grow throughout their lives - which is pretty sweet because they can basically live forever.

But…lobsters spend their immortal existence as reclusive scavengers; hiding under rocky crevices in the murky depths while trying to avoid having their tasty carapaces plunged into a boiling hot steam bath.

They also have to swim backward – awkward!

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