Dachshund's Dilemma

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A little short about the trials and tribulations of the tubular Dachshund...

"The market is booming for dachshund enhancers,
As doxies are known to be shallow romancers!
Those shortest of body all play second fiddle,
So dachshunds are desperate to lengthen their middles!
The longer the better as they stretch themselves out,
Expanding obscenely from their tail to their snout!
With bodies so long that their backs are all sagging,
Elongated such that their bellies are dragging,
You’d think such discomfort would stop their tails wagging!

Will they come to their senses? We don’t have an answer,
But the market is booming for dachshund enhancers!"

Tan with blue stripes, these Peruvian Pima cotton mid-calf socks feature a subtle, highly detailed Dachshund embroidery cleverly wound around the ankle.

A fun-loving sock for fun-loving folk, the “Dachshund’s Dilemma” is a long-standing favorite!

Construction

Our "Club Series" of socks are made from a luxury blend of 80% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 17% nylon, and 3% Spandex to give the perfect amount of stretch needed to mold our socks comfortably around your legs without cutting off circulation.

These socks are of a slightly heavier weight than our dress socks, providing a bit more cushion and warmth.  Your perfect everyday sock, you'll find yourself pulling these out of your drawer again and again. All of our "Club Series" of series socks feature "36/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability than your average sock!  

Crafted to the highest quality possible, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!

Size and Fit

Cut in mid-calf style, with a nice wide comfort cuff. These socks have some additional stretch added for a really great comfort fit.

"Men's" size will comfortably fit US men’s shoe sizes 8-12, women’s 10 – 14