Hooray for Boobies


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Dark grey Peruvian Pima cotton dress socks featuring a cheeky "boobies" sketched pattern.

Sport a pair of "Hooray for Boobies" and feel good knowing that 20% of each sale will go directly towards supporting breast cancer research. Available in large and small sizes.


"Hooray for Boobies" socks are made from a mix of 65% premium Peruvian Pima cotton, 33% nylon, and 2% Spandex to give the perfect amount of stretch needed to mold our socks comfortably around your legs without cutting off circulation.

All of our dress socks feature "60/2" yarn, where two fine yarns are spun into a single, stronger, yarn of high quality and durability. We use 200N knitting machines to craft fine socks with a high level of detail.

Crafted to the highest quality possible, these are socks to be proud of. We know we are!

Size and Fit

Cut in mid-calf style, with a nice wide cuff to avoid slippage. These socks have some additional stretch added for a really great comfort fit.

"M/L" size will comfortably fit US men’s shoe sizes 8-12, women’s 10 – 14

"S" size will comfortably fit US men's shoe sizes <8, and women's 6-10