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Kessler Syndrome

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You float alone in the vacuum of space, a filamentous lifeline providing the only connection to your ship. You turn off the intercom for a moment, enjoying how the absolute stillness allows you to be alone with your thoughts…

Thoughts that are rudely interrupted by the piercing hiss of air escaping your suit! NASA scientist Donald Kessler predicted that debris left behind by careless astronauts would continuously circle earth’s orbit, occasionally colliding to create an increasingly fragmented cloud of deadly shrapnel just waiting to hit an unsuspecting space walker.

The Kessler Syndrome in action, and you just happen to be its latest victim.

Rocket through any workaday atmosphere with the Soxfords’ Kessler Syndrome!

Space-themed black cotton dress socks featuring a space-walking astronaut orbiting his space station.

Size and Fit

Cut over-the-calf with a nice wide cuff to avoid slippage. One size fits most, and  will comfortably accommodate US men’s shoe sizes 8-12, women’s 10 – 14.

Please note that there are small variations in size between designs, and not every design will fit exactly the same. See Construction and Fit page for more details.

Construction

"Kessler Syndrome" socks are constructed from a mix of 57% premium cotton and 43% nylon. Handlinked toes complete the package, so there won't be any uncomfortable nubs of fabric to rub against!