You float alone in the vacuum of space, a filamentous lifeline providing the only connection to your ship. You turn off the intercom for a moment, enjoying how the absolute stillness allows you to be alone with your thoughts…
Thoughts that are rudely interrupted by the piercing hiss of air escaping your suit! NASA scientist Donald Kessler predicted that debris left behind by careless astronauts would continuously circle earth’s orbit, occasionally colliding to create an increasingly fragmented cloud of deadly shrapnel just waiting to hit an unsuspecting space walker.
The Kessler Syndrome in action, and you just happen to be its latest victim.
Rocket through any workaday atmosphere with the Soxfords’ Kessler Syndrome!
Full Calf, Premium Cotton with Handlinked Toes
Professional, themed socks that are far from novelty but still keep you smiling! Fun and funky, smart and sophisticated - Soxfords socks are a hit anytime a little excitement is needed.
Size and Fit
Our socks are generously cut to full calf height with a nice wide cuff to avoid slippage, a terribly uncomfortable effect of less lofty socks! These are designed for a men’s sock style in mind, but we know plenty of lovely ladies who look fantastic in their Soxfords of choice.
One size fits most, and all of our designs will comfortably accommodate US men’s shoe sizes 8-12, women’s 10 – 14.
Please note that there are small variations in size between designs, and not every design will fit exactly the same. See Construction and Fit page for more details.
Made from a mix of 57% premium cotton and 43% nylon (except where indicated otherwise) to give the perfect amount of stretch needed to mold our socks comfortably around your shapely legs without cutting off circulation.
The mix also helps minimize shrinkage, while helping wick moisture away from your skin to help regulate temperature - keeping you cool in the summer and comfortable in the winter!
Handlinked toes complete the package, so there won't be any uncomfortable nubs of fabric to rub against!